May 24th, 2013 at 4:31PM

gonnaslapabitch:

do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship

and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm

it’s so confusing

(via hitlersbreastmilk)

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May 24th, 2013 at 4:31PM

blackromney:

blackromney:

whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap

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excellent answers, thank u friends

(via orgasmic-humor)

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May 24th, 2013 at 4:29PM

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

(via orgasmic-humor)

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May 24th, 2013 at 4:27PM

thealbinoweave:

i sent a new follower an ask saying “welcome to the party” and he replied no and unfollowed me

(via orgasmic-humor)

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May 24th, 2013 at 4:27PM

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

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May 24th, 2013 at 4:27PM
finnickdistractsme: krabwatch: finally an option that fits me

finnickdistractsme:

krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me


(via orgasmic-humor)

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May 24th, 2013 at 4:26PM

killerfromthedeep:

leaningnow-intofebreeze:

peepingtomdelonge:

imagine if your kid wanted to have a playdate with someone they met at school and the parents wanted to meet you first and when they came over one of your favorite band members got out of the car

like what would you do

have a playdate of my own

image

(via orgasmic-humor)

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May 24th, 2013 at 4:21PM

indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

except then the job of the decoy got popular

like, really popular

like… worryingly popular?

reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

(via orgasmic-humor)

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May 24th, 2013 at 4:20PM
shercocklocked: d34th4ndc0tt0nc4ndy: zdentis: I’ve been laughing at this for five minutes holy frick THIS IS THE SKELETON OF A MAN WHO SUFFERED FROM YAOI HEAD SYNDROME r.i.p.

shercocklocked:

d34th4ndc0tt0nc4ndy:

zdentis:

I’ve been laughing at this for five minutes holy frick

THIS IS THE SKELETON OF A MAN WHO SUFFERED FROM YAOI HEAD SYNDROME

r.i.p.

(via orgasmic-humor)

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May 24th, 2013 at 4:19PM

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May 24th, 2013 at 4:16PM

poopflow:

what would jesus do?

not u lmao

(via zackisontumblr)

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May 24th, 2013 at 4:16PM

vvebkinz:

mr steal yo mechanical pencil

(via marypoppinthatpussy)

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May 24th, 2013 at 4:15PM

hungarian:

i hate pooping in the school bathroom bc then the girl right after me is gonna see me coming out of the stall & be like “omg this girl’s poop smells so bad”

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May 24th, 2013 at 4:15PM

theanti90smovement:

sleeping is like dying for a few hours and thats why i love it

(via hitlersbreastmilk)

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May 24th, 2013 at 4:14PM

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