imagine if your kid wanted to have a playdate with someone they met at school and the parents wanted to meet you first and when they came over one of your favorite band members got out of the car
like what would you do
have a playdate of my own
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
i hate pooping in the school bathroom bc then the girl right after me is gonna see me coming out of the stall & be like “omg this girl’s poop smells so bad”